Why I have to make sure I never get fat
When girls twice my size go out in half as much...
WHEN GUYS GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW HOT THEY THINK MY...
collegiatehotmess: you can only say “yeah, she’s really pretty” so many times
When my size 0 friends with the fastest metabolism...
When girls have too many feelings
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
jchie21 asked: WHINEY HAUI! I LOVE YOUR DOGS! LEMME HAVE THEM! :) :) ^_^